As a venue that's the exclusive domain of hipsters, it's a bit akin to a gentrified high school lunchroom, where you may find yourself feeling like a right french fry in an artisanal trolley of sweet potato spears when you enter Kaum at Potato Head.
So here's a few helpful hints to feeling calm at Kaum, navigating their root-to-petal philosophy and scoring a seat at one of the cool communal tables:
Grow a beard.
Difficulty level: Easy (if you are a man). Hard (if you are not).
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Try a loose, but not too loose, side braid.
For the short haired, tie a brand new, carefully ironed handkerchief into a coiffed knot and add a bright red lip.
Throw on some suspenders.
(Otherwise known as braces, not stocking holder uppers).
Add a bow tie.
This applies to both men and women.
Carry a ukulele.
It's smaller than a guitar, especially if you're not actually going to play it.
Don't wear socks with your shoes.
If you're a man; opposite goes if you're a woman.
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If in doubt, pick up a small herb plant and carry it around with you.
And don't forget the forlorn expression.
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